October 2011
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30. Have you ever had a paranormal experience?
No.
Well one time I thought I saw the ghost of an old man sitting on the guard rail on the interstate but it was really just an old hitchhiker.
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29. Your Favorite Thing About Halloween?
Everything about Halloween makes up the awesomeness that is Halloween. You cannot remove one part of it and consider it your favorite. If you truly love Halloween as I do then your favorite part of Halloween is all the parts.
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28. Your first Halloween costume?
My mom tells me I was a pumpkin. How fucking unoriginal! I keep trying to talk my partner into letting our baby (when we have one) go as either A) a zombie baby or B) a dead baby for its first Halloween. It’s not like it would be hard. Put a little white makeup on the kid, wrap it up, rock it to sleep, draw a few veins on its head with safe markers, and BOOM! Dead baby costume. If it wakes...
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27. Your Halloween Plans This Year?
We have season passes to my favorite pumpkin patch
We went to Branson, MO the first week of October and did the Castle of Chaos 5D Ride, went through a mirror maze that I got lost in, went through a haunted house, and stayed in a creepy ass cheap motel. (My fave kind!)
Trick-or-Treating with the nieces and nephews
October 15 we went to Fright Fest at Six Flags St. Louis: Trip cancelled...
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26. Your favorite animal that is associated with...
They told me I had stitches on the lower left side of my face post-wisdom teeth but that doesn’t explain why stitches are currently hanging out of the upper left wound. My tongue wont quit playing with the little fuckers.
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you told me you would guard me
and keep me safe from the killer bees.
who will protect me now?
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25. Do you decorate your house for Halloween?
Someday I will have a lovely old house out in the country and I will fill the yard with pumpkins and straw bales and scarecrows and hang ghosts from the trees and spend ridiculous amounts of money on many other decorations. Right now we live in a one bedroom apartment on the top floor of the building so I have to be creative. We have lots of pumpkins, a jack-o-lantern for the window, lots of...
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24. Do you believe in any superstitions?
Not really I guess but every now and then I still knock on wood or catch myself jumping over sidewalk cracks.
Funny story to liven up this boring question: In grade school we took a field trip to St. Louis (about 2 hours away from where I grew up) and we passed a big cemetery on the way. The girl I was sitting with was scared and said you are supposed to hold you breath and cover your eyes until...
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23. Your favorite werewolf movie or TV show?
I really don’t care about werewolves. They’re neither scary nor interesting to me as a general rule. I do like the Underworld series but not because of the wolves. And I fucking hate Taylor Lautner and all that Twilight bullshit. My girlfriend watches Teen Wolf on MTV. Seriously. I love her anyway but goddamn that show is awful. I guess the only exception I can think of is:
I...
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22. Your favorite Halloween costume that you have...
I have no photographic evidence of this because from the ages of 10-17 I hid from cameras like they would steal my soul BUT:
I went as Katharine Hepburn to a Halloween party at a local church in 7th grade. I was a 12 year old walking around in a vintage dress with my hair curled and pinned, quoting lines from The Philadelphia Story and calling my peers idiots when they didn’t know who I was...
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21. Do you go to Halloween parties?
No. Never.
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20. Do You Believe in Witchcraft?
I hate the way this question is worded. Are you asking me if I practice witchcraft, if I believe that spells and magic actually affect the world around me? To that the answer is no, I don’t practice, though I do have many books on the subject and I find it fascinating. As for the spells and magic, a good portion of it is merely botanical science disguised as witchcraft and I absolutely...
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360 vs PS3
XBOX 360 - Left 4 Dead Series, easy to navigate, and I can upgrade and/or switch out the hard drive whenever I want with little effort
PS3 - Blurays, PS2 games, and my pink controller
But I guess I’d say the 360 wins for me because I hate how long and how often the PS3 updates. It’s taken us an hour just to update and download everything for the new Batman game.
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19. Your Favorite Witch Movie or Television Show
If somebody reblogs this and says “you forgot The Craft” I will fucking scream. I hate that stupid movie and I hate Fairuza Balk. She gives me the creeps and not in a good way.
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Being off work to have my wisdom teeth removed conveniently coincided with the release of the new Batman game and Sims 3 Pets. Score.
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18. Your Favorite Halloween TV Episode
I absolutely love all the Halloween themed episodes of Roseanne and Home Improvement. I grew up watching these shows and I dreamed of having a family that would get as into the holiday as they did.
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So my car wouldn’t start this morning which meant a 1.2 mile walk to work. It’s not a bad walk, on a nice day I’d even call it a pleasant walk. But it was cold this morning and I was pissed off so it kind of sucked. Anyway the point is I don’t have my car and I was too rushed to take anything for lunch and the only place in walking distance (not counting the hospital...
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Am I the only person not to have seen the first...
jessieferlolatthis:
SO MANY GIFS!!!! SO AGITATED!
No you are not. Whatever happened to waiting a couple days before posting obvious spoilers? Why, when I was a youngin’ people had respect for their fellow web users. We didn’t just go posting everything an hour or two after it aired. Now people don’t even wait until the damn show is over, they’ve got gifs up 10 minutes...
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Insanity Sauce: I've had a few messages asking to... →
parttimefrankenstein:
So here you go!
Day 1- your first horror movie Day2- the last horror movie you saw in the theater Day 3- favorite classic horror movie Day 4- a horror movie you thought you’d love and didn’t Day5- favorite horror remake Day 6- favorite vampire movie Day 7- a horror movie you think no…
I was one of the people harassing her for this list so obviously I’m...
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Mean Greene: The Walking Dead is on Netflix... →
miss-chanandler-bong:
So I decided to start watching it since season 2 just started. Thoughts?
Aw, a horse. He should just let it go free. Wait. Wait. No. WHAT. SIR, WHY WOULD CHOOSE A HORSE AS YOUR MODE OF TRANSPORTATION? What are you gonna do? Take it on the highway? Horsepower? Come on! You are. You really…
I’m sorry but no. How in the fuck would a car be better than a horse...
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names changed to protect the innocent...and the...
Me: I'm really glad you broke the mold of crazy female in this family. I guess Libby still has a chance to end up happy and normal but everyone else with grandma's blood is batshit.
Niece: Hahahaha
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17. What is your biggest fear?
Butterflies. Don’t you fucking laugh at me either, it’s a real phobia.
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the last exorcism
I’m afraid I’ve watched all the good scary movies available on Netflix.
Am I wasting my time on The Last Exorcism?
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16. Your Favorite Zombie Movie or Television Show
I couldn’t pick just one favorite.
It’s like choosing your favorite kid, okay? You just don’t admit it in public.
In no particular order:
Movies
TV Show
and because I can, video game:
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Michael Meyers > Freddy Krueger > Jason Voorhees >...
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more for my reference than for anyone else
but if it saves you from the giant ass headache my ordeal has caused me, well that’s just gravy.
“the file is too large for the destination”
No it’s motherfucking not. The file is 8gb and I have over 700gb free on this thing. Apparently my 1tb external came formatted as FAT32 and won’t accept files over 4gb in size. You mean I have to take nearly 200gb of data off...
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Unpopular opinion: Rob Zombie's "Halloween"...
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Day 14 Update: Best Pumpkin Carving
I promised you photographic evidence.
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15. Do you believe in ghosts/spirits?
I believe we function because of energy. When we die, no more energy. I believe in science. But I also know that the brain is an incredibly, impossibly complicated organ that can make us see and feel things. So I don’t think everyone who has had a paranormal experience is lying or crazy, I just think the brain is very convincing and it’s more than likely all in their head. But, like...
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Has anyone been to Corpse Manor in Indianapolis?
There’s a VIP ticket deal to this haunted attraction on Livingsocial today and I was thinking about doing it but I can’t find any reviews. I did hear that they have laser tag in their haunted woods. Can anyone substantiate this information?
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Umm...my dark brown hair dye actually made my hair...
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14. The Best Pumpkin Carving You Have Done
OK I obviously don’t have this picture on my work computer but I will update this post later to add photographic evidence. Basically we carved a penis into a pumpkin and wrote “Happy Halloween DICK” and set in on my best friend’s ex-boyfriend’s porch.
Other than that I usually stick with classic jack-o-lanterns because of my lack of carving skills. I did carve...
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The department I graduated from has a Facebook page for current students and alumni to make connections and set up internships. All of my former professors are on there and I joined to keep in contact with them. I have virtually no interest in any of their interns because A) I remember how 99% of my classmates treated their assigned papers and projects and B) I barely have enough work to keep...
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